幽默的英语句子

Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa.

金钱非万能, 信用卡犹在. One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. Behind every successful man, there is a woman.

And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人;

每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

每个人都应该结婚,毕竟, 快乐并不是生命的全部. The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.

聪明人不会去结婚, 而当他们胶笏婚就也就不再聪明了. "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

"你的未来取决于你的梦想", 所以赶快去睡觉吧. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

应该有比每天早上起床更好的方式开始新的一天. Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.

钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。 One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。 Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。 Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.

要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。 The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。 （老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈） Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。 "Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "

“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。 "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "

“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。

小鬼当家搞笑的句子英文,汉语翻译

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求一句搞笑的英文广告语。

,长一点的,记得写完下面写下汉语,谢谢 ...

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50分求英文翻译2个句子汉

This TV program is so boring.He bored us all by talking for hours about his new house.That is an exciting game.Sara was excited to see the rock band.This book is interesting.He is not interested in readingIt is one of the most dangerous things to be so near to the tigerI'm busier than before.

怎样认识汉语句子的＂竹式结构＂和英语句子的＂树式结构

汉语短语基本结构类型有以下几种。

（1）联合结构：短语内部组成成分之间具有联合关系。

具体包括“AB”以及“A和B”两种模式。

如： 名+名：人和马 理想和现实 北京、上海、天津 动+动：踢打 解释说明 又唱又跳 形+形：生动活泼 平凡而伟大 又快又好 （2）偏正结构：短语内部的组成部分之间有偏正关系。

有“A的B”和“A地B”两种结构。

如： 定+中：荷塘月色 自由的人民 文章的修改 状+中：极其关心 紧紧地搂着 十分困难 都可以 不怎么样 （3）动宾结构：短语的内部构成成分之间有动宾关系。

如： 看书 来人 告诉他 坐汽车 吃快餐 回老家 写字 想家 赞成这样做 知道你来 喜欢打篮球 （4）中补结构：短语内部构成成分之间有补充和被补充的关系。

有“AB”和“A得B”两种结构： 动+补： 说清楚 爬了起来 变得更好 形+补： 热极了 快得很 急得发火 （5）主谓结构：短语内部构成成分之间有主谓关系。

汉语主语和谓语之间的结构关系比较松散，所以，通常可以有停顿或者可以插入一个成分，这种个性往往被当做判定主谓结构的标准。

即： 按照这个标准，下边的短语都是主谓结构短语： 名+动： 老李开车 菊花盛开 名+形： 头脑清醒 身材高大 名+名： 今天星期四 明天元旦 名+主谓： 产品样式多 他心地善良 （6）连动短语：短语内部构成成分之间有连动关系。

其特点是：几个分别表示连续发生的动作行为的动词短语连用。

几个连用的动词短语分别能够和主语发生主谓关系。

几个动词短语的顺序不能颠倒。

如： 我去找他问问。

你坐我的车回家。

他拿起工具冲出门外。

老张接过自行车一溜烟跑了。

（7）兼语短语：短语内部的构成成分之间有连环套叠的关系。

从本质上说，汉语的兼语短语是一种复和式，研究表明，它是由一个动宾短语和一个主谓短语因表达的需要粘和在一起的，由于两个短语的共同部分（动宾的宾和主谓的主）在粘合过程中叠合在一起，从而形成了一种复杂的短语结构： 让他来 派他去 动+兼+宾 动+兼+宾 数+方位词：三十以上 三十左右 （二）短语的功能类型 短语的功能分类，实际上就是将短语和词相比，看它与汉语的哪类词功能相当，就把它归并为哪类短语。

据此，汉语短语的功能类别有如下几种。

1.名词性短语：功能相当于名词的短语。

即通常可以和介词构成介宾短语，经常作主语、宾语的短语。

包括： （1）名词为中心的偏正短语； （2）名词构成的联合短语；

有谁能帮我找出一个英语话剧,有关于校园生活幽默搞笑,而且励志...

荆轲刺秦王英语剧本旁白：It was war periods time, the war among different countries seemed endless. Every kings or ministers tried to find some supermen to work for them——to be the killing tools for their political purposes. As time goes by, it was becoming a fashion to feed some good men at home……This is a crazy world. In the crazy world, there are the crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by the crazy way.第一幕：Conspire（密谋）太子丹（上，叹气）：Ying Zheng,that bad guy,treats me even worse than before.Resorts to lots of persons in his hand,he never cares about me ---the most sensible prince under the sun.Recently,he has got much more cities from my hands.How can I live if these things happen again（急）。

Hey!! I must think out a good idea. I must make him know who I am.（向幕里大叫）Where is my minister？ （大臣阿三上）Indeed, tell me what shall we do now？阿三：（毕恭毕敬）Just keep calm,please!Let me see！（盘坐在地。

两手在头上画画如一休）（旁外音：当当当，砰！！）（阿三起）Ok,I get one,we can sent a hero to put Ying Zheng to~~~（作杀状）Then, all the beauties,jewelries and cities in Qing is ours~~~ （淫笑）太子与阿三作流口水状.太子：Ha, ha~~~. Good idea,Good idea!But do you think who we can sent？阿三：I have thought about it, we can send Xi Men Chui Xue .He is traveling in our country these days. I think we can't lose the chance. We must employ him quickly.太子：Well, deal with the things as soon as possible.第二幕：tournament （比武）西门吹雪（上台，摆出一幅酷式，手一张，一条纸带随风而下）西 门 吹 雪（Xi Men Chui Xue）身高：190cmHeight: 190cm 最爱干的事情：聊qqFavorite doing: chatting战斗力：无限War power: endless 最爱的颜色：黑色Favorite color: black武器：长剑Weaponry: long sword 最爱喝的饮料：啤酒Favorite drinks: beer血型：OType of blood: O 最崇拜的人：小燕子，******Favorite idol: Xiao Yanzi Mao Zedong Today I came here for the fighting, who is the unwanted-life guy. Stand out.荆轲（抖嗦而上）站在一边，不敢出大气。

旁白：Competition begins.荆轲（带剑冲向西门吹雪，半途停住）Are you really Xi Men Chui Xue？西门吹雪：Just come on.荆轲：（又冲，停在西门吹雪面前）Are you sure you are really the Xi Men Chui Xue in the story？西门吹雪：（不耐烦）what a boring man! How dare you ask me such a stupid question？荆轲（环视四周见无一人，便跪在西门吹雪面前，大哭）My hero, I admire you just like the yellow river, never endless. I have eighty-year-old mother up, three-year-old boy down. Please don't kill me. Give me the life, please！西门吹雪（大怒）I thought Jingke is a hero. But you beg for life. How can I forgive you? Give me your life. （举剑刺向荆轲，忽然，捂住自己的肚子，自语） Maybe I ate too much this morning, Maybe there is something wrong with the rice. （抬头） where is the toilet？ 荆轲：T-o-i-l-e-t-？西门吹雪：WC.荆轲：W-C-？西门吹雪：（急）茅厕！！Are you happy to hear such rude words？荆轲：I know, I know. Turn left, left and left.西门吹雪下。

太子丹与阿三上，看见荆轲，大吃一惊，太子丹给阿三一个眼色，阿三会意。

走至荆轲前。

阿三： What's your name, please? Hero.荆轲不屑一顾。

太子丹（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name, please？荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：宁 在 花 下 死， 作 鬼 也 风 流。

Even dying under the flower, Also happy as a ghost.——快活魔王荆轲是也Happy prince of the gost太子丹（抱拳）：How do you do荆柯：How do you do.荆柯突欲走，太子丹给阿三一个眼色。

阿三：Hero, wait for a moment. I have a problem which needs your help。

太子丹：You can gain a lot of things.荆柯欲走又止。

太子丹（从衣兜里掏出一张卡片）： Here is a card for traveling all over the world for free, please accept it please, hero.荆柯正准备拿，但马上又止，转身又欲走太子丹（慌了）：I must use the last way. Ladies and gentlemen. This is Miss Huang！旁白：“大世界”响起有一妖艳女子走上（男扮女装），走到荆柯面前，给荆柯抛了一个眉眼。

荆柯两眼发直。

太子丹与阿三（击掌）Yeah！荆柯（站直，厉声道）：Great man, both born and die for his motherland. I am not the guy who just wants money and beauty. What shall I do? Prince, just say it out. But this lady……太子丹：No problem.第三幕：Say goodbye in Yishui River（易水别）荆珂挽着那女子，太子丹在后，阿三一手拿着地图，一手拿着人头上。

阿三：We have already reached Yishui River.荆珂：Please just stop here. Goodbye.太子丹：Hero, Let me see you off a little further荆珂：What a boring guy. If you walk a little further, then you will go to Qin instead of me太子丹：Well. Goodbye. Hero. Here is the map and ...

英语翻译一、翻译：1.IamgoingtowatchTVassoonasIfinishmyhomework...

1. 我一完成我的作业，就马上看电视.2. Although it is Autumn now, but the weather is terrible because the rain falls non stop.1. I have lunch at a restaurant tomorrow. （这个句子不必加介词也没关系）2. We learn a lot since last year. (since 的意思是自从)3. 好吧……我不也不会4. yet 是放在句尾.感觉好像组不出.He应该是用“has”抱歉，有些问题犹豫了就空着……我已经尽力了>

【请把下列句子用英语写出（汉译英）。

1这是他所写的最有趣的小说...

1. This is the most interesting one among all those novels he has writen.2. The students were still laughing when the teacher entered the classroom.3. I don't want to return the book to the library because I haven't finished reading it.4. Is this the first time for you to come to China?5. I will go to the downtown with you even though it will rain this afternoon.6. I didn't hear what you said because I was watching TV.7. I know that Mr. Wong is living in Nanjing at present.8. The small town locates in the foot of the hill.